My kids went to Wyoming and all I got was a few cool photos

I am not sure if my dad is enjoying the view or taking a piss

Ben: "mom, who are you talking to?"

Me: "myself... because I am the only one who listens to me"

Ben: "what?"

exactly.

It finally happened. You will all be amazed. Really... I can't believe it.

I did the laundry today (as I do everyday) and... drum roll... the socks all matched up! There was not one left over... not one with a hole leaving another without a match. I did not have to throw one in the pile of unmatched socks to be later matched. They all matched.

Miracle of miracles.

My nether regions are better... I think the bleeding has finally ceased. Yea for me.
Next week my youngest starts camp... from 9 - 3 everyday. Yea for me.
My parents are taking the two oldest to Wyoming for a week. Yea for me.

Drivers Ed has ended... now "practice, practice, practice". Nay for me.
My youngest asked to wear boxers. No more cute undies with superheroes. Nay for me.

More yea's than nay's... good week!