I told Jerry I would not post about this... I lied.

Jerry has been working 5 minutes from our house the past few days. Yesterday, after I took a shower, I called him to let him know I was naked... hint hint. Now it is rare that I, or any married women I know, would do this. He said he could not come home. Go ahead all you men out there... bash him. Tell him what a DUMBASS he is for not dropping what he was doing and come home for a nooner. But wait... so today I tried again. Guys, his wife called him TWO DAYS IN A ROW to get laid... DURING THE DAY. At 2:53 he calls and tells me he is on his way home. The kids start getting home at 3. I think he is missing the point of a NOONer. AT NOON. DURING THE DAY. NO KIDS HOME. NOONer.
Last night we were joking and he asked what the difference between him "turning me down" and me "turning him down"... Ummmm, because it's all about me. DUH! Are you new?!?