Phone rings...
Justin: "Hello (pause), Yea, hang on. DILLON PHONE! 5,4,3" (clink, he hangs up on the person)
Me: "Justin, did you just hang up on someone?"
Justin: "I think so"

I heard the whole thing, I was in the next room... Dillon was on the way to the phone.

Me: "Justin, come here" (He had a friend over, so I did not want to embarrass him) "You just earned a weekend with no sleepovers for being an ass"
Justin goes back to the kitchen mumbling how stupid that is. So I yell, "Hey, at least I didn't embarrass you!"
Then I realized I called my son an ass.